Category: Sexuality
-
Here’s Some Turnabout
As a user on the “Cheezeburger Network” keeps taking panels I’ve scanned and sometimes even jokes from your comments to make captions, I thought I’d borrow one of their memes… “I’ve seen enough Hentai to know where this is going”. I beg your patience, folks. The toddler has been doing poorly and my Far Better…
-
He’s Never Happier Than When He’s Complaining
Doc’s free of that simpering, mewling, Platinum! He’s free to do as he pleases with impunity! Hurrah. Right?
-
Bad Science? Also, Sexism!
A question about the interactions of Liquid Oxygen and metals:
-
It Gets Worse.
Taken from the “Metal Facts and Fancies” feature that ran in the same issue as our last post: So wait, are the Metal Men all “married” now? Or are they alloyed in sin? (and I bet you thought Copper was a retcon!)
-
You Cannot Resist.
Everyone knows Aquaman’s powers. Breaths underwater, talks to fish, kinda strong and tough… But did you know he had another power?
-
Let’s Get Our Story Started
The first page of issue number eight establishes a few things.
-
Doc Messes Up.
Check this out
-
I’m Starting to Get It.
I think I’m starting to see what Mercury’s deal is with Platinum.
-
Attack of the Man Missile! I Mean Missile Men!
Meet the Evil Robot from another world, Z-1.
-
I’m Not Sure if I Still Attribute This To Lingual Shift
The below character has long been the butt of jokes in the comic book industry (indeed, I just did it myself). I think just about everyone has done it, most famously Grant Morrison. Yes, you guessed it…
-
All Flash Comics #2 ends with…ew
I’m gonna end this today even if it maims me.
-
Typo’s Best: For A Good Time, Come To Gay City!
Since Typo brought up lingual shifts yesterday, I thought this was a good time to visit Gay City. All right, all right. I always think it’s a good time to visit Gay City. -Site Admin Matt Superman #7 Features what May be the Greatest Story of All Time. Why? Because it’s set in Gay City.…
-
Typo’s Best: Playing Cupid
Hey everybody, Site Admin Matt here with another great post plucked from the vault. As much as I hate (and I mean HATE) Valentine’s Day, this post from November 2007 just begged to be posted today. The Titans have dirty mouths. All this talk of “love arrows” being in “quivers” made me check for the…
-
This Can’t Be Doris
I refuse to believe that this is the real Doris West!
-
That CAN’T Be What They Mean…
Blooey, of the military team known as Red, White, and Blue is knocked out while guarding a secret weapon. This is because he’s too busy making eyes at a dame.
-
Brotherly Love
From a Reprint of All Star Comics #1: I am happy to say I never, ever kissed my sister like that. Heck, I’m not sure I’ve kissed my wife like that.
-
Red, White and Blue
All-American Comics used to feature a great little serial called “Red, White and Blue“, about three servicemen (Red, who wears blue, Blooey, who wears white, and Whitey, who wears “red”) and their secret-agent galpal, Doris.
-
Forgive My Use Of a Drawn On Scan
Pirating Comics is wrong, folks. Do as I say, not as I do. I hate myself for admitting it, but someone sent me this issue of Action as a .cbz and it was too good to pass up.
-
Rallura, The Jungle Girl VS…
Rallura must take on that horrid enemy, male pride.
-
So Back to the Actual Story
Forgive me for forgetting the details of how, but in #153 Batman and Batwoman are split into normal and energy selves (much like Batman’s archfoe Dr. Double X). The energy selves are on another world, and their fleshy bits are on Earth. This Does Not Bode Well.
-
More Batman/Batwoman Marriage Fun.
Ever wonder what Bruce Wayne and Kathy Kane have in common?
-
It’s Like They WANT Jokes Made.
There is, of course, nothing actually wrong with the relationship between Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson. It’s fun to make jokes, but we all know it’s a father/son dynamic and nothing more. The thing is, with panels like the one below, I have to wonder if the Powers That Be at DC wanted that subtext.…
-
Slash Writing Begins…
…now: Flash has it bad. For some reason, this struck me as the perfect post for today. 10 years ago on this date, my then girlfriend foolishly conscented to my own special feelings and agreed to be my bride. Ten years and no fatalities. That’s something.
-
Famous Batman Panel
This sequence, from Batman #10, has been making the rounds online for some time. It begins in the bottom right corner of page 1: “A strong hand rises”? “Yielding flesh”? No folks, that’s not Photoshopped. Turn the page! Turn the page! It’s okay folks, nothing sexual about it. It’s just your typical, every day birthday…