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Words Have Two Meanings.
This caption has such horrible potential. I almost don’t want to reveal what’s actually going on. Ok, fine.
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Nameless Scares Me
This isn’t really a topic to joke about, but I’ve never let that stop me before. Nameless, when someone hurts you, that’s not a sign that they love you. Tell someone! Although, Lead seems to be wired that way as well…
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Say…
Forget Alex DeWitte… …Nameless is the original Woman in a Refrigerator.
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Even More Obvious.
So how do you stop an evil commie robot? Ah. With lust. Sorry Nameless, but you’re going to need to take one. For freedom
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It’s Obvious.
What’s a better arch-foe than an evil robot? An evilCommunist robot. Although considering the source of the word “Robot”, that’s actually kind of apt.
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Late Post
Sorry about the missed post yesterday. Had image upload issues. Will have stuff up today, eventually. Meanwhile, have you checked out techcitement.com yet?
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Never make Fun Of The Red Undies.
I’m not sure Jim Lee should be messing with Superman. He seems… unstable. Wanted to spend next week on GL, due to the movie, but some of my files are zero size. Going to have to wait. More Metal Men next week
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Late Post Today
sorry everyone. Ben working so hard on Techcitement that I honestly haven’t had time to read. Anyone see the GL movie? Does Hal knock himself out at any point?
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Goldface is Pimpin’
Seriously. This is the most pimped out ride in the history of pimped out rides. Dang, Caucasian. ..
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Priorities
Hal Jordan’s enemy Goldface has escaped! But don’t worry, Green Lantern is on the job! Yeah, “Pieface”. It’s not like stopping crime is his job or anyth- oh wait. I guess with great power comes great douchbagerry. (and yes, he goes to the party as GL)
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Also?
Jay really needs to get help. The signature stripping attack is just getting weird, Flash.
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Jay Garrick is a Dick
The Flash is fast. Really fast. It’s hard to pull that off, in comics, I get it. Realistically (oh what a dirty word) anyone engaging in a fist or gunfight with him should be out cold before they pull the trigger. You really have to suspend disbelief to enjoy it. And then moments like this…
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Joan Has Loose Lips
And ah, not the fun kind. Way to keep a secret, lady.
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Joan and Jay’s Dynamic Shifts
Because heaven for-fend they be portrayed as equals.
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Now you’re Just Being Cruel, Joan.
Joan kinda comes off badly here.
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Joan’s Kinda Racist.
I still love Jay “Golden Age Flash” Garrick’s girlfriend Joan for being slightly less of a stereotype than most women of the time, but here she shows an insane leap of logic.
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Now He’s Just Making Stuff Up.
Ted Knight hates being baffled. It’s like bad science bingo – magnetism and vibrations, coming together to create lovely nonsense.
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Paul Kirk!
Before there was J’onn, DC had a serial called Paul Kirk, Manhunter. He’d go on to become an actual costumed hero (and DC would later buy the rights to another character of that name too). Here we see an early Paul Kirk story where he is more “Paul Kirk, Entrapment Enabler” than Manhunter” “And that,…
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Time For New Glasses
From that first Hawkwoman story Yes, because that chest absolutely screams Hawkman.
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Devolution.
In Flash Comics #24, Sheira dons the wings for the first time. Except not as Hawkgirl. Mind you, he still treats her like a “mere” girl… Cosplay is well and good, as long as she knows her place.
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Planetary Bodies DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
The Spectre needs to ditch “Percival Pop, Super Cop”, his newly introduced (at the time) comic relief sidekick. So he puts him safely out of the way. Aside from the insane issues of scale, or the fact that Percival is breathing in outer space, or that the Spectre seems to be able to travel millions…
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Did You Know Alanis Morrisette Wrote Comic Books?
This early GL comic shows as much understanding of the word “ironic” as your average mid-90s musician. In our story, Green Lantern Alan Scott is fighting a Napolean of crime- not any mere Moriarty rip-off, this guy’s name is actually Bonaparte – Nick Bonaparte. He ends up blowing himself up, saving the taxpayers the expense.…
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Anouncement
New content is coming. I promise. However, I have another project I’d like to share with you all: Techcitement This is a “team” blog, with a focus on cool technology that catches our eyes and basically the rants of a bunch of gadget geeks. We’re always looking for contributors, if you want to play. Other…
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Pause for Station Identification
Hey guys. I need a few days to build content up. Bit behind. Time has been eaten by baby (seven months!), work, side work, and a few new projects (I’ll have something to announce soon). While you wait, how about pointing me at some good web comics in the comment section? It’s be appreciated.