Tag: Black Canary

  • Black Canary is a Dick.

    Check this cover out: Okay, so Batman can’t see the guy aiming at him – but not only can Canary see him, she’s smiling. I think she’s getting revenge for Bruce kissing her mom that one time.

  • The JLA vs… Oh Dear G-d

      It’s the JLA vs a very well-endowed demon. This one can’t be blamed on the innocence of early comics, gang. It’s from right before the Detroit era, early 80’s. I have no idea how this got past editorial. Edit: From JLA # 225.

  • Batman Gay? No Way.

    So, Batman’s gay, is he? Tell that to Dinah Lance Sr. Imagine if it had all worked out. Anytime Batman got too overbearing, Dinah Jr. would yell “Just because you married my mom doesn’t mean you get to boss me around!” Except, wait – Dinah Senior turns out to actually be Dinah Junior. That’s actually…

  • “She’s Paralyzed With Surprise!”

    You’d be paralyzed too if Batman just got down on all fours and sniffed your crotch.