After the Guardians see Hal’s freaky face, they tell him to go on vacation. When Hal Jordan vacations, he vacations hard…
Hal Jordan: Objectivist?
Gosh, Too Bad.
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9 responses to “Gosh, Too Bad.”
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Uhm…it’s Parallax messin’ with his mind. Yeah.
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Too bad Dwight Schrute wasn’t around, since he’s such an expert on bear attacks.
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So…he’s just going to lie there? He could be next, the idiot. Plus, the bear probably has yellow eye, rendering Hal helpless. That bear’s going to get him a piece of fantastic ass tonight!
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If you asked me, I’d say that Parallax finally failed with GL because, with all its power, it still could not outmatch Hal’s dickness. Being in the JL with Superman’s influence didn’t help either.
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Pleasepleaseplease let the next panel show Hal saying “…and since GL is on vacation, I’m gonna whup this overgrown teddy bear with my bare hands!”
(But somehow… I doubt it).
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I could start on the horrifying drawings of the bear that runs like he’s some kind of wolf, or the fact that the kid his right leg seems to be longer than his left leg, that he is trying to kick the girl or even that he’s going for some sort of head roll or hand stand if the girl doesn’t fall on him first trying to bitch-slap him but the real important thing here is Hall’s apparent lazyness. He’s in the WOODS people, as soon as he gets up he’ll just knock himself out with some BRANCH so yeah why bother getting up?
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My 2 cents about the horrufying drawings: One thing is a woman having a slim waist, and quite another is having an actual wasp waist, that poor girl just can’t have enough in there to sustain life!
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I dispute Hal’s assessment of how easily he could stop that bear. He has a ring that can do just about anything and yet routinely gets himself into way more trouble than he should. The bear would probably be winning until the last four pages.
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A yellow bear like Pooh would have Hal for lunch.
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