Taken from an issue of Whiz comics, featuring the Magnetic powers of VOLTO!
I’d like to take a closer look at panel one, please…
Grape Nuts — The Official Cereal of White People.
Taken from an issue of Whiz comics, featuring the Magnetic powers of VOLTO!
I’d like to take a closer look at panel one, please…
Grape Nuts — The Official Cereal of White People.
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Gasp! Scientifically inaccurate!
Anyway, I love the little sound effects. *volto* And what Volto doesn’t know, or knows all too well, is that Joe Tall raped the village chief’s daughter while Lily stole their gold idol.
twentythoughts
2006-08-17 12:34 pm UTC
That’s what makes Volto a hero. He doesn’t discrinminate based on actions or morality. He protects all white people, everywhere, regardless of what they’ve done.
-Michael
2006-08-17 02:24 pm UTC
It’s a good thing for Joe Tall that Volto didn’t know he had Hispanic grandparents, or he’d have probably been left to his doom!
charles_rb
2006-08-17 07:01 pm UTC
The right hand attracts and the left hand repels? Huh, you’d think it would be the other way around.
dernjg
2006-08-17 07:47 pm UTC
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I’d hate to see what happens when he claps his hands!
EEEEYOW!
(Anonymous)
2006-08-18 03:37 pm UTC
waitaminute… magnetic powers work on metals only… right? specifically iron- right?
sooo… how does he repel the wooden boat and attract white people’s bodies?
okay, Lily- maybe her body is attracted to his righ hand, but Joe’s? is he gay?
(Anonymous)
2006-08-17 09:08 pm UTC
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The iron in their blood. He latched onto that. Thus, Joe and Lily soon died of internal injuries due to vessel rupture.
lots42
2006-08-18 03:08 am UTC
Breasts make a *boont* sound and magnetism makes a *volto* sound. You don’t hear these sounds much anymore …
rubincompserv
2006-08-18 12:51 am UTC
And still, better then a Liefeld story.
lots42
2006-08-18 03:07 am UTC
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And the art’s a whole lot better too.
Although apparently this artist can’t draw feet either!
(Anonymous)
2006-08-18 03:39 pm UTC
Nice lightning bolt coming out of his briefs, there. “Oh, that’s…that’s supposed to be up here. Tailor made a mistake. I swear.”
Okay, in panel 1, their craft is identified as a helicopter, but there’s no sign of the rotor. In panel 2, “the plane swoops low over the river.” Then in panel 3, it’s visibly a helicopter.
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