His Master Plan.

I cheated by revealing that it was Major Disaster, but that’s because I wanted you to see that first. See, in Issue #57, Hal gets too good at the whole “insurance claim” thing.

I guess in the DCU meteor insurance is needed, but that thing is moving so slow that he could have gotten out of the way just by jumping.

Although it just hit me as I edit an error… in order for him to collect, he would have had to be hit. In other words, INSURANCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Anyway, how is this happening?

It takes us back to yesterday’s page…

 

The hell? He could make a fortune with those damn things! Why bother being a bad guy at all?

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13 responses to “His Master Plan.”

  1. Naked Bunny with a Whip Avatar
    Naked Bunny with a Whip

    The least insane thing on these pages is the man who think his insurance policy literally prevents him from being injured. I’m sure the insurance company would love it if that were true, but considering Jordan can talk people out on the sidewalk into getting his insurance, I don’t suppose the company is doing too bad.

  2. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    I love those types of villians:

    Dr. Element King:  I’ve invented a ray gun that transformed any substance into the element of my choice–why I can change garbage into solid gold. I know I’ll use it to rob a bank and get rich!

  3. sezaar Avatar
    sezaar

    I can’t see the panels. 🙁

  4. Naryldor Avatar
    Naryldor

    Nor can I, for some reason I’m seeing the HTML tag instead of the actual pictures. I had to retreive them one by one by their URL.

    Good to know though that sense of humor has been put to good use in naming the folders where panel scans are stored, “dickery” actually sound pretty cool (and fitting).

  5. Naryldor Avatar
    Naryldor

    The “scirlings” strike back! With their lab coats over their ridiculous costumes and all!

  6. Gus Casals Avatar
    Gus Casals

    Hey Mordechai, for some reason the images are not showing, just lines of code with the reference. 

  7. typolad Avatar
    typolad

    Sorry about that. Fixed it up.

  8. typolad Avatar
    typolad

    Back when I started the site in ’05, I was a big fan of Superdickery.

    Six years. Dang.

  9. typolad Avatar
    typolad

    The best part about Mr. Element/Dr. Alchemy is that he does it TWICE.

  10. Gus Casals Avatar
    Gus Casals

    Never mind, fixed now!

  11. Ampersand Avatar
    Ampersand

    Well, if you can change garbage into solid gold that would probably drastically drive down the price of gold…

  12. Prudynce Avatar
    Prudynce

    It’s too bad for Hal insurance doesn’t work like this. Then he could buy insurance and never be knocked out again.

  13. Avatar
    Anonymous

    Apparently, in the DCU, there are three types of people: superheroes, evil people, and dumb-as-a-stump.  Overlap is frequent.

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