Today on Science 101

Ah for the days of the Satellite Era JLA! The camaraderie, the annual JSA/JLA team-ups, the roaring fireplace.

Wait…

The roaring fireplace?

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What kind of idiots would put a fireplace on a space-station?

You just know one of the characters who can survive in space unaided dreamed this up, like Superman or J’onn.

“Oh I know it consumes oxygen, but it looks so pretty. Don’t you think so Wonder Woman? ”
“Wonder Woman?”
“Guys, is her skin supposed to be blue like that?”
“Guys?”

Come to think of it, where’s the chimney venting to? Outer space? That’d be… interesting.

And by interesting I mean impossible.

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6 responses to “Today on Science 101”

  1. typolad Avatar
    typolad

    Probably wasn’t J’onns idea, considering fire is his big weakness, I wonder what Superman would say if J’onn suggested they all sit around the pretty glowing Kryptonite as an alternative?

    -Dean
    2005-09-28 02:05 am UTC

  2. typolad Avatar
    typolad

    Yet another reason why it’s such a bad idea…unless you want to put the shit up Martian Manhunter.

    (Anonymous)
    2005-11-06 06:21 pm UTC

  3. typolad Avatar
    typolad

    It’s a gas fire. The wood is just decorative.

    -rubincompserv
    2006-07-02 11:45 pm UTC

  4. typolad Avatar
    typolad

    Doesn’t matter what the fuel source is. Fires consume oxygen. A fire in a sealed ecosystem (like a space station) means death.

    -typolad
    2006-07-03 10:00 am UTC

  5. Jon Snow Avatar
    Jon Snow

    Superman is a d*ck.

  6. Prudynce Avatar
    Prudynce

    Maybe that’s why Flash looks pissed off.

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