Zatara Is Above the Law

Generally, Zatara’s pretty heroic. He rescues damsels in distress, finds lost fortunes, destroys would-be world-beaters, and all the usual stuff. Sure, he lets The Tigress go a bunch of times, just because she’s hawt, but that’s good enough for Batman, right?

Then there’s this story:


Let’s be clear here – this isn’t s bad guy. This is someone who made a fortune and decided to “invest” it in an odd way. In no way is it ever indicated that he’s a bad guy. Yet Zatara readily agrees to help out. Okay, you think, maybe he’s dead and they’re finding the lost treasure. Yeah, that’d work.

Well, on with the story:

Hey look, it’s the Tigress. I think this comes after the fifth of sixth time that Zatara lets her off the hook. Zatara is apparently a slow learner.

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A very, very slow learner.

Yes Zatara, you must save the known murderer and her associate from the unknown fellow protecting his home!

Question: If they already new the walls were closing in, why in the world did they wait for Zatara to get back before going into the next room?

And here we have the clincher – that their “attacker” is the guy owning the treasure. Zatara is basically robbing the guy. Sure, he turns out to be a homicidal nut, but that doesn’t alleviate the fact that Zatara set out to rob some guy.

“Lured men”? So what, by being rich, the guy was asking for it?

Nice to see Zatara got his cut though.


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12 responses to “Zatara Is Above the Law”

  1. Typo Lad Avatar

    Gha! That’s ungood. I thought I shrunk those!

    Won’t be able to fix till later. sorry.

  2. Naked Bunny with a Whip Avatar

    I kinda liked the big images. Made it much easier to see Zatara’s ethical failure.

  3. madwoman Avatar
    madwoman

    So, let’s see here. Boris Karloff got rich off of Frankenstein, etc., changed his name (slightly), spent his fortune on large jewels, and became a recluse. Boris spends his time changing “girls” into cardboard cutouts, crushing their naive and criminal boyfriends to death, and generally ignoring everyone else, who live in glass boxes or New York brownstones. And they said Max Schrek was a weirdo.

    BTW Typolad, ZATARA SUCKS! KEEP POSTING HIM. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME WITH SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY SOONER OR LATER.

  4. madwoman Avatar
    madwoman

    And another thing, I agree with Naked Bunny. I like the large posts; I’m getting too old to see the smaller ones.

  5. Dierna Avatar
    Dierna

    Yeah.. I liked the big images too. Sometimes the smaller ones hurt my eyes.

    As for Zatara I love how he embarrased those criminals by turning their car into a baby carriage. *lol*

  6. Dr. Novakaine Avatar
    Dr. Novakaine

    I think if I was a walking deus ex machina, I’d probably find the temptation tough to resist at times too.

  7. Anderson Avatar
    Anderson

    Zatara´s magic spell has a retarded effect, Kartzoff still had time to say a few words. I guess a few people got shot before the bullets turned into doves…

    And Kartzoff breaks the spell with… will???? That´s some bad writing…

  8. Anderson Avatar
    Anderson

    Forgot to mention, he turned to stone in a different position.

  9. madwoman Avatar
    madwoman

    Hey, what happened to the comments? I remember having a particularly good one about Boris Karloff and cardboard cutouts!

  10. NAdsa Avatar
    NAdsa

    A russian black guy gets richm builds a crazy tower which only use is to crush the intruders, and Zatara goes to rob him… gils staying still to be converted into cardboard, spells borken by pure will, etc. Magnificent.

  11. NAdsa Avatar
    NAdsa

    A russian black guy gets richm builds a crazy tower which only use is to crush the intruders, and Zatara goes to rob him… gils staying still to be converted into cardboard, spells borken by pure will, etc. Magnificent.

  12. Caswin Avatar
    Caswin

    But didn’t you read? There’s some threat that’s hidden in that tower!

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